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Product Description


Here's a patch I designed for fun.

It's the perfect icebreaker at any bar or church function!

You'll thank me because it's so damn awesome!

The patches are 5" x 1.5" and embroidered.
Great for any hipster, 1%er, girl scout or jügend in your life!

I enlarged the patches from 3.5" wide to a whopping 5"!!!

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  1. Its about consent! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 12th Aug 2015

    And this patch already gets you 50% there by announcing your intention to squeeze fartboxes across the nation. Now all they have to do is offer! Fair warning that you will be approached by various genders, shapes, and degree of cleanliness in the butts that will be offered but every once in a while you will get a real choice set of cheeks and it will make the patch worth it. You gotta kids a few frogs if you wanna get with royalty!

  2. All The Butts Will be Touched 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 12th Aug 2015

    Awesome patch. Incredible artist. Great value. Plus bonus swag worth more than the original order. Brian is so good to his fans it's a crime in some states.

  3. Quality product from a great artist 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 31st Jul 2015

    I ordered the 'I wanna touch your butt patch' and not only was I completely satisfied with the quality but I was also given an extra patch in the pink colorway ON TOP of a bag full of extra free swag. Best purchase I've made in a long time.

  4. Great size and quality. 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 27th Mar 2015

    Good stuff. Butts rule!

  5. Awesome Patch!! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 18th Feb 2015

    Love the patch. Reminds me of "Mr. California". Stoked on the free fiend club patch too!!!

  6. So great! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 17th Feb 2015

    I love it - super cute!

  7. High quality! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 9th Sep 2014

    I love Brian's work, and the "I Wanna Touch Your Butt" patches are a sure fire fun conversation starter!

  8. All the Butts 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 25th Aug 2014

    Just like the other reviewer, I have touched countless butts since receiving this. I can't thank Brian enough for allowing me to join the elite BTG(Butt Touching Gang).

  9. many butts touched! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 20th Aug 2014

    thanks to this AMAZING patch my non-butt touching to butt touching ratio has improved vastly. if you are into touching butts then this patch is for you. five butts!

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