" Tell Tale Heart" Scratch-Off Card

$11.00

DEADLINE TO RECEIVE BEFORE FEBRUARY 14th
• INTERNATIONAL - Orders placed before FEBRUARY 1st will arrive on time for you to get some lovin' from this card!

• DOMESTIC- Orders placed before FEBRUARY 6th will arrive on time for you to name your first kid after me (sometime in November)!!!

"TELLTALE HEART" card
Offset Print
Laser-Cut
Size: A7 (5"x7")
Envelope : Red

Shops -inquire about wholesale pricing!

I collaborated with animator/paper pioneer CRANKBUNNY to create a Valentine scratch-off card.

The card reveals a secret message underneath the heart within the skeletal chest cavity.
That's right you wanna be morticians and creepy kids! Your special someone will hafta crack open the ribs and destroy the heart to get to your special message!

You can use the card for more than just traditional purposes. Propose marriage to a total stranger! Break up with someone! Steal someone's girlfriend! Quit your shitty day job! Or just let your landlord know you'll be a few days late with the rent.
Soften the blow or sweeten the deal with this uniquely subtle and tasteful greeting card!!!

Sorry NO custom messages.

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Weight:

0.45 LBS

Width:

1.00 (in)

Height:

1.00 (in)

Depth:

1.00 (in)

Shipping Cost:

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Message Options *

When I'm With You, My Spirit Slips Away And Dances Naked With The Devil! You Are The Smell Before Rain. You Are The Blood In My Veins. Your Coffin Or Mine I Want To Touch Your Butt You've Haunted Me All My Life I Can't Wait To Sink My Teeth Into You! Shit Bitch You Is Fine! The Devil Won't Be The Only Thing Inside You Tonight! Hold My Hand, Baby! We're Using The Buddy System For The Rest Of Our Lives

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fucking rad

Matt D on 1st Mar 2017

Great quality and they will get you laid!

Best. Card. Ever.

Tim on 22nd Feb 2017

until this one, I can not remember buying a card! What better way to give a card that is also a piece of art and fun to scratch off!

loved it!

19th Feb 2017

The card arrived quickly and safely, and had surprise goodies inside. My husband was so thrilled to get the card. It was beautifully designed and perfect for Valentine's Day. I will definitely be ordering again. Thank you!

creative, unique and just plain gooey

17th Feb 2017

are you shocked this item is amazing? don't be, all BEs art/items rock!

awesome

cliff call on 17th Jul 2016

Dude you nailed it with this. Excellent work as always! Thanks for the doodle patch and stickers too!

I wanna touch your butt!

Sean on 29th Feb 2016

Artistically fun way to tell that special someone that you care. . . And that you like good art.

Fantastic! Wife loved it, Will buy again!!

N. Garrett on 16th Feb 2016

Priced just right, shipped fast, and is high quality. I bought one for my wife for Valentine's day, and got a big laugh! She was really impressed with the card. We usually buy each other funny cards and before receiving this card, she thought she bought the best one...then she opened it and realized that I had picked out the funniest card this time around lol. Will definitely buy again! Thanks Brian!!!