INTERNATIONAL - Orders placed before January 30th will arrive on time for you to get some lovin' from this card! I kid you not!
DOMESTIC- Orders placed before February 6th will arrive on time for you to name your first kid after me (sometime in November)!!!

Offset Print
Size: A7 (5"x7")
Envelope : Red

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I collaborated with animator/paper pioneer CRANKBUNNY to create a Valentine scratch-off card.

The card reveals a secret message underneath the heart within the skeletal chest cavity.
That's right you wanna be morticians and creepy kids! Your special someone will hafta crack open the ribs and destroy the heart to get to your special message!

You can use the card for more than just traditional purposes. Propose marriage to a total stranger! Break up with someone! Steal someone's girlfriend! Quit your shitty day job! Or just let your landlord know you'll be a few days late with the rent. 
Soften the blow or sweeten the deal with this uniquely subtle and tasteful greeting card!!!

Sorry NO custom messages.

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fucking rad

Great quality and they will get you laid!

Best. Card. Ever.

until this one, I can not remember buying a card! What better way to give a card that is also a piece of art and fun to scratch off!

loved it!

The card arrived quickly and safely, and had surprise goodies inside. My husband was so thrilled to get the card. It was beautifully designed and perfect for Valentine's Day. I will definitely be ordering again. Thank you!

creative, unique and just plain gooey

are you shocked this item is amazing? don't be, all BEs art/items rock!


Dude you nailed it with this. Excellent work as always! Thanks for the doodle patch and stickers too!

I wanna touch your butt!

Artistically fun way to tell that special someone that you care. . . And that you like good art.

Fantastic! Wife loved it, Will buy again!!

Priced just right, shipped fast, and is high quality. I bought one for my wife for Valentine's day, and got a big laugh! She was really impressed with the card. We usually buy each other funny cards and before receiving this card, she thought she bought the best one...then she opened it and realized that I had picked out the funniest card this time around lol. Will definitely buy again! Thanks Brian!!!

Badass card

She absolutely loved it.