$8.00

IT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!

Here's a patch I designed for fun.

It's the perfect icebreaker at any bar or church function!

You'll thank me because it's so damn awesome!

The patches are 5" x 1.5" and embroidered.
Great for any hipster, 1%er, girl scout or jügend in your life!

I enlarged the patches from 3.5" wide to a whopping 5"!!!

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High quality!

9th Sep 2014

I love Brian's work, and the "I Wanna Touch Your Butt" patches are a sure fire fun conversation starter!

All the Butts

Alex on 25th Aug 2014

Just like the other reviewer, I have touched countless butts since receiving this. I can't thank Brian enough for allowing me to join the elite BTG(Butt Touching Gang). (‿ˠ‿)(‿ˠ‿)(‿ˠ‿)(‿ˠ‿)(‿ˠ‿)

many butts touched!

20th Aug 2014

thanks to this AMAZING patch my non-butt touching to butt touching ratio has improved vastly. if you are into touching butts then this patch is for you. five butts!