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"TELLTALE HEART" card
Offset Print
Laser-Cut
Size: A7 (5"x7")
Envelope : Red
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You can use the card for more than just traditional purposes. Propose marriage to a total stranger! Break up with someone! Steal someone's girlfriend! Quit your shitty day job! Or just let your landlord know you'll be a few days late with the rent.
Soften the blow or sweeten the deal with this uniquely subtle and tasteful greeting card!!!
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until this one, I can not remember buying a card! What better way to give a card that is also a piece of art and fun to scratch off!
The card arrived quickly and safely, and had surprise goodies inside. My husband was so thrilled to get the card. It was beautifully designed and perfect for Valentine's Day. I will definitely be ordering again. Thank you!
are you shocked this item is amazing? don't be, all BEs art/items rock!
Dude you nailed it with this. Excellent work as always! Thanks for the doodle patch and stickers too!
Artistically fun way to tell that special someone that you care. . . And that you like good art.
Priced just right, shipped fast, and is high quality. I bought one for my wife for Valentine's day, and got a big laugh! She was really impressed with the card. We usually buy each other funny cards and before receiving this card, she thought she bought the best one...then she opened it and realized that I had picked out the funniest card this time around lol. Will definitely buy again! Thanks Brian!!!
She absolutely loved it.
by expressing, in the most elegant way, your desire to touch their butt. A unique and well-produced item that is an instant hit. Definitely worth the price.